Wife and I had a good Thanksgiving here at our rundown trailer. While Wife was cooking, I started setting the table. I put five plates on the table. Wife said "There are only two of us." I told her "I'm bringing Christmas Dinner, my rooster, and my last two Duzzy Chicks down from their penthouse." They looked so cute sitting at the table pecking at the turkey! Later on, Christmas Dinner and the Duzzy Chicks gave thanks to Wife and I for having them come to dinner. They each layed an egg. Thank you Viagra!

Wife and I went to our credit union in Falmouth. There is a great bunch of Gals working there!. Trying to be a nice guy for the good service we get, I made a dozen cupcakes for them. It worked out well. The gals gave me one hundred dollar bills. They said the bills were samples!

Wife is going to be mad at me again. A couple of days after Thanksgiving, she put up the Christmas tree. I said to her "I haven't even digested the Thanksgiving turkey yet!" Not wanting to look at Christmas lights for a month, and knowing Wife isn't too bright and she is slow figuring things out, I decided to cut the plug off the lights. It will take her two weeks to figure that out. Then it will take her two more weeks to figure out I filled the electrical outlets with super glue. Christmas should be over. I'm getting nothing for Christmas. Wife is mad again!

Till next time,

Dumpster Bill