Things are still going great with Wife and I here at our rundown trailer. People say we look awful happy for a couple that's supposed to be separated. We just laugh at the rumors and keep on smiling!

Wife and I went to the new Hunting and Fishing store at LL Lean in Freeport. I met a young man there who has classes on hunting and fishing. I think his name was Mac. I think he lives in Gray. I asked him if I was to buy a nice fishing pole, if he could tell me a good place to fish. Mac said if I got a flashlight to mount on the pole, fishing is great at the Gray Animal Farm at night. Then Mac told me, "If you can't afford both a fishing pole and flashlight, there's an aquarium downstairs that's full of fish and its always lit!" I went and bought a pole, found Wife and gave her the pole. I told her it's an early Christmas gift. I then told her about the aquarium. She went to the aquarium and started fishing. Wife got arrested for fishing at night! The lights had burnt out in the aquarium.

I bailed Wife out of jail. Years ago it was Wife bailing me out. She got into the car with a big smile and said, "I got a free supper in jail!" I asked her, "Well what do you want to do now?" She replied, "Let's go to the Animal Farm. They serve free breakfast in jail, too!"

Till next time,

Dumpster Bill