Wife and our friend Dancy Nancy went to the Common Ground Fair last Friday. This made me a bachelor while Wife was gone. I did some brainstorming. I have never won much in my life except Uncle Sam's Draft notice. I called the fair that the Gals went to. I told the young lady that answered the phone that when the Gals got there to enter them into the pig show under my name. Hopefully I'd win a couple of blue ribbons for first place. Wife and Fancy Nancy looked like twins.

Wife had this young lady from North Yarmouth coming over to give us a price on our rundown trailer. I don't know if Wife has any plans on moving, but if she does, she's going alone. I'm happy living in this rundown trailer and being called trailer trash. Besides, Wife has my grave dug out back and it's not for sale!

The Yanks are coming. Just look at the baseball standings in the American League. Wouldn't it be great for the Red Sox to have Ted Williams and Babe Ruth in the lineup now! Those two were some great ball players!

I can't make up my mind as to who I'm gong to vote for concerning a new president. None of these people who are running have shown me why I should vote for them. Guess I'll have to watch cartoons on a Saturday morning and pick out one of the characters. I'll be going to the voting booth with a write in!

Till next time

Dumpster Bill