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Nov 03, 2006 "Building a Better Community Through Communication" Vol 35, Number 42



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A salesman, who was out of state making his calls, picked up his hometown paper and read to his surprise that he was dead.

He pinched himself to be sure he was alive and called the paper. He stated, "You ran an item in your paper yesterday that said I am dead."

"Yes, we sure did, and from where are you calling?" was the pointed answer.

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The Newcastle Inn, Inc.
The Newcastle Inn, Inc.
Newcastle


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Mt. Apatite Farm

Call Cooking Carol for catering and great food
Auburn  


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Sumner & Stillman



Oldenburn Registered 18 years
Oldenburn Registered 18 years old mare for sale.

King pillow top mattress set,
King pillow top mattress set, new & factory sealed w/warranty. $200, can deliver, call 899-8853.


Fiddler Doug Protsik
Fiddler Doug Protsik, From People


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Lyseth Elementary


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